11. Best & Worst Songs Of 2011

2011 has been a great year I must say, especially for the music industry. Again, what I list here may have been produced in 2010, but nevertheless got famous in 2011 (in Australia anyway).
I can't only put one song considering I can't truly decide, but I'll give you a batch of the best and worst (: And remember, these choices are all my opinion so if you got a complaint, then rant about it on the comment box and I'll have a fiery debate with you in the next twenty years or so.
NOTE: The majority of best songs are going to be Electro/House/Drum&Bass based, so yeah, all you Indie-lovers just click the close now.


BEST

• Def Manic's Entire Discography (If you don't know who he is, then look him up on Youtube, I'm not kidding)
• David Guetta - Without You
• David Guetta - Titanium (yup, for being played at least 7 times a day on the same radio station)
• David Guetta - Where Them Girls At
• David Guetta - Nothing Really Matters
• David Guetta - Lunar
• Yeah actually, just the entire David Guetta - Nothing But The Beat Album, no kidding ;)
• Avicii - Levels (No, not Flo Rida's 'Good Feeling')
• Avicii - Fade Into Darkness
• Cee Lo Green - Forget You (Yeah, because I don't like swearing, AND WHAT?!)
• Pendulum - The Island (Madeon Remix)
• Brian Joo - Domino
• Eminem ft. Royce Da  5'9 - Fast Lane
• Eminem ft. Royce Da  5'9 'N' Bruno Mars - Lighters

WORST

• Pitbull's Entire Discography (Apart from 'Give Me Everything,' but then again, Ne-Yo's singing most of it)
• Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (Just don't like it, I'm sorry. Even the kids like it, shouldn't they be listening to Lazy Town??!)
• Beyonce - Run The World (You dud, you practically ruined 'Pon De Floor" Zzz...)
• LMFAO - Sexy & I Know it (Just so you know, your rod is half the length of mine)
• Taio Cruz - Hangover (Sounds like 'Where Them Girls At's degenerate younger brother)
• Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (We all know Will Smith pushes his kids too much)
• Rebecca Black - Friday (Thanks for telling me that yesterday was Thursday)
• EVERYTHING FROM THE ARK MUSIC FACTORY (Don't know who they are? Don't look them up, you'll thank me one day)

Honorable Mention

• All them Glee Songs and their ability to make some songs actually sound good ahem Friday (again, no homo)
• Eminem - Lose Yourself (I know this song was like 2002, but it helped me push on in my final year of High School)
• Eminem - Stan (YES I KNOW THIS SONG WAS FROM 2000, but it taught me to reply to all my Emails and Comments, yes that means you)
• One of those Adele songs you listen to after getting a cruddy exam mark (or if you're feeling down)

3. Screwed Up Ideologies #1

So yeah living 17 years of my life, I've come across a lot of situations where, a person thinks in such an illogical way, it ticks me off.


First off, you'll hear things like:
"Hey I heard that chick dumped you! You should've known it was gonna happen you moron!"
or
"Oh bro, if I were you, I wouldn't of done that, now you're in for some trouble..."


Now what the heck? There's something in that thick head of yours that makes you unable to put yourself in another guy's shoes.
As a matter of fact, you're like that fat guy lying on the couch screaming at the TV about how Michael Jordan made the bad choice of trying to shoot halfway across the court rather than drive down the side.
In other words, you're always convinced that, HAD YOU been in the SAME situation, you would've made the right choices. For example:

• [Titanic] The Titanic wouldn't have sank because you would've noticed the iceberg earlier and steered from it
• [Inception] The job wouldn't have been hard because you would've shot your [false] wife as she tried to destroy your mission.
• [Reservoir Dogs] You would've still been alive if you were Mr. White/Mr. Pink because you would've run off with the diamonds.
• [Real World] The stock market wouldn't have crashed because you're a @#$! genius
• [Rebecca Black] You would've made a better song cause you're a lyrical genius (by the way not supporting Rebbeca Black in any way...she baddd)

When you see their mistakes, you tell ourselves how stupid and moronic they must have been. 

Now THAT is a screwed up ideology.